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Yes, here it is, a preview of the first prize
in my truly great competition. All
you have to do is live 'til you're about 2000 years old and send me 68.5 billion
pounds for the travel insurance premium (based pro-rata on the current rate for
2 weeks in Majorca). And don't forget to read the terms & conditions which
you'll find encoded in a black microdot, clearly shown on this page. Let me
assure you that, contrary to malicious rumours spread by Anne Robinson, the
hotel will be finished! In the meantime take in the sights, look at the
sea-view, and send me your money.
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